First off, I only a few minutes ago was made aware of the "move" you announced on Friday, May 1st, concerning the *purported* move you would be making on Saturday, the following day.
OBVIOUSLY, if this move were real, I would have known about it immediately, unless I'm a complete fucking idiot, and that is not POSSIBLE, because I do an info download (aka "DUMP") twice daily from my Mother ship, FauxNews.
Point being, this info was INTENTIONALLY withheld from me because it simply was not true, and you KNEW I would expose you for the un-American, socialist, Nazi, unborn baby-killing, casket delivering devil-dogs from hell that you are; immediately upon discovery of same.
There WAS no move - you guys made that shit up in order to explain why all those big trucks were REALLY lined up - and that OBVIOUSLY was in preparation of Obama declaring martial law and enslaving us all and to load up and distribute YOUR ration of all those caskets Obama has been hoarding around the country, and to deliver them to the *secret* concentration camps in your predefined area, which are all easily identifiable by THE WIRE POINTING IN!!!!!
ANYWAY, and even though this all occurred close to a whole month ago, it's NEVER too late to uncover such a commie-pinko plot by you subversives, and I have done so in PLENTY of time to rectify the situation...
You may THINK you got away with it, but you have not - there is still PLENTY of time for me to throw my hat in the ring and climb on the Clown Bus and run for president, exposing this and all other subversive shit you commie fag lovers come up with!!!
This is only a movie...this is only a movie...this is only a movie...
I don't know about YOU guys, but I can't WAIT for the Clown Bus Primary!!!! :)
Diablo, Si!